day three of experiment

i went dancing and there was a tall skinny guy who i think had the wrong idea of dancing. he was trying so hard to press his pelvis up against mine, so i did my special thumb grip on his shoulder and pushed him away. he was still on his mission, so every time he danced with me he bent his knees and turned into this concave skinny semi circle... i could dance because i was still standing up strait, but he looked like an absolute retard, because his shoulders and feet were far away from me but his hips were in towards me.

he's probably woken up with a nice bruise on his right shoulder

:)

day two of experiment

i stayed at home during the day so i thought i wouldn't have any stories since dad is pretty much normal and adrian is in japan. i was cleaning out my bookshelf and i came across an old email Danielle had sent me dated friday 15 september 2000... 7 years ago.

...oh i forgot to tell you about smelly boy. i was at practice on sunday and this fat boy with orange hair kept coming up to me and smiling. he wore enough deodorant for 20 people and it was killing me. his position in the dance turned out to be right next to me and i had to hold his hand for 10 minutes... it was torture!

then i was talking to my friend and she stopped me, so i turned around and his stinking fat head was on top of my shoulders, practically in my neck! after i told him to piss off, he moved onto three other girls in my school. they are year 11's and he kept on going up to them.

stinky- hey girls
girls- piss off
stinky- i'm turning you on
girls- yeah you're right keep trying
(girls then bent down)
stinky- nice view
girls- piss off we don't date year 10's
stinky- that's alright i'm a year 9 (what an idiot)
girls- go away we don't like you
stinky- they want me, bad.

first day of experiment

ok, so our parents think we've lost it because my cousins and i are:
-fussy
-hard to get along with
-basically not nice
-never going to move out of home because we're never going to get married.

I walk in the city on the first day and i see a car to the left of me with 3 guy's hands out the window waving like lunatics to get my attention. i walk into hudson's coffee and order an iced coffee. the guy who makes it for me accidentally gives it to me with no lid. he realises, and yells 'oh-oh-hang on-oh!' and breaks his neck to get me the lid. i turn to get a straw and he yells again 'here here here!' and hands me a straw. RELAX!
that seems nice, but it can get kind of annoying after a while, but anyway, i'm not really complaining... yet.

lol, the crazy waiter just came up behind me and started cleaning the table (i'm using their internet) and got my attention by starting to sing the beyonce and shakira song... hope he didn't read this.

driving down mt alexander road stuck in traffic with the windows down a guy asked us where we were going. we both politely stated the obvious 'nowhere' and he then asked us in earnest if we would give him a lift to the city.

we went to park the car and a guy across the road asked us where we were going. we answered 'nowhere' very nicely cos we didn't want to annoy him because i didn't want him to key my car cos i had finally found a park.

we walked down to the restaurant and there was a guy standing on the corner who asked us out to dinner by using no words... instead he pointed at us, motioned shovelling food into his mouth, and then raised his eyebrows. he repeated this process twice.

driving back out from dinner we wound up our windows and locked our doors. a guy ran in front of the car so i had to slam on the brakes and stop, in which time he then ran to the passenger door to try to open it.