i stayed at home during the day so i thought i wouldn't have any stories since dad is pretty much normal and adrian is in japan. i was cleaning out my bookshelf and i came across an old email Danielle had sent me dated friday 15 september 2000... 7 years ago.
...oh i forgot to tell you about smelly boy. i was at practice on sunday and this fat boy with orange hair kept coming up to me and smiling. he wore enough deodorant for 20 people and it was killing me. his position in the dance turned out to be right next to me and i had to hold his hand for 10 minutes... it was torture!
then i was talking to my friend and she stopped me, so i turned around and his stinking fat head was on top of my shoulders, practically in my neck! after i told him to piss off, he moved onto three other girls in my school. they are year 11's and he kept on going up to them.
stinky- hey girls
girls- piss off
stinky- i'm turning you on
girls- yeah you're right keep trying
(girls then bent down)
stinky- nice view
girls- piss off we don't date year 10's
stinky- that's alright i'm a year 9 (what an idiot)
girls- go away we don't like you
stinky- they want me, bad.
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