Saturday, May 3, 2008

i only like guys with big biceps

see, you read that and think that i am the most shallow person in the world.

it's not true anyway.

the truth is... i only like guys who shave their head. there, i've said it. my last two boyfriends had shaved heads, and i realised recently that i look at all guys who have hair on their heads in disgust.

i horrify myself.

i whinge and whine about people who are superficial and bitch about girls who have prerequisites about the kinds of guys they will date (needs to be taller than me, no body piercings, they can't wear gel in their hair etc etc) and i used to think that these girls should have been added to my list of people who should be shot.

but i am now one of those girls! i want to scream that i'm not... i mean, i like guys based on what they're like as people and how they interact with me and the world around them and how nice they are... AND IF THEY'RE BALD! i can't believe myself.

and what makes it even worse is that no one tells me off for feeling that way, in fact it's quite the opposite. it's more like they're encouraging me and giving the impression that i'm doing a nice thing for these bald men to single them out and be attracted to them because, let's face it, they're in the minority re: guys who are considered hot.

and it's come to the point where i embarrass myself. at dancing a couple of months ago one of my male friends split up with his long time girlfriend for a week and in that period shaved his head. my jaw literally hit the floor. it was like as if i'd never seen him before and was only truly seeing him for the first time now. i was jumbling up my words and could barely get out, 'uh, wow... uh, G., uh, when... why... i mean... when did you, uh, shave your head?' 'oh i did it last night', he replied nonchalantly. 'oh, uhm, you now... you look really good, like seriously, you... you should shave your head more often, like all the time.' by this stage my face was burning from firstly finding myself attracted to him, and secondly; being embarrassed by the fact that i suddenly couldn't speak and turned into a rambling idiot.

i'm not shallow; i deplore shallow people

i'm not superficial; i deplore those who are superficial

i'm not just into looks... but gee i like bald guys

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dear B,
As a friend, I have to admit that everytime we go out, you attract the weirdest guys in the whole world.... and that's putting it mildly. What the hell...truth be told...u attract the most fucked up people no matter where we are.
Pardon my french but its too bizzaro coz last tues night was the funniest shit we've encountered. Cant believe a 22 year old mummy's/spoilt boy tried to pick u up while he was working. U attract them alright.
Your most "normal" friend,
S