when i have my own country...

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these will be the males that my friends and I will shoot:

cheaters. enough said.

Chris from Chris and Marie's plant farm.

guys who stand in the middle of a circle of friends and exclude others who were being polite.

Guys who can talk about themselves for 4 hours.

guys who talk about their exes on a date.

muzzas / marios

guys who boast about the number of 'chicks' they've slept with.

guys who wear skinny leg jeans.

guys who are totally cheap... stingy guys who take you to la porchetta cos they think it's fine dining. by the way, we are more than willing to pay, but we want to see that the guy would pay if we couldn't, that's all. one of my feinds has a friend who was taken to MACCAS on a date.

guys who invite you out as though there are no intentions and then turn it into a date

guys with the expectation that girls will stay at home, make babies and cook for the rest of their lives.

guys who love the good old double standard: it's ok for them to slut around but when a girl does a millionth of what they do it's the end of the world.

guys who refuse to go shopping with you. specifically, guys who are petrified of going near bras'n'things like as though they will immediately die if they enter.

guys who have their underwear sticking out and their pants' waist are under their butt cheeks and they're constantly grabbing handfulls of their pants and dragging them up their backsides to no avail.

guys who grab and rearrange their stuff in public... if we did that, what would they be thinking?

white guys who pretend that they're black... you wigga

guys who think that getting high or drunk is the only way to have fun

guys who think your face is located near your chest and who converse with your breasts.

guys who think it's ok to put their hand up your skirt when you walk past them in a crowded club.

guys who are balding, have only a few hairs on their head but still use handfulls of gel.

guys who you've told several times that the answer is NO and believe this translates to YES

stalkers. enough said

obsessive guys. quite scary.

guys who treat their cars as if they're human. sometimes, they treat them better than their girlfreinds. hmm. especially when they talk lovingly about their cars and refer to their car (inatimate object by the way) and 'her' and 'she'.

excessively hairy guys that don't do ANYTHING about it ... and expect their girls to have not one stray hair on any part of their bodies.

guys who want their girlfriends to stay skinny but who accumulate beer bellies, chubby cheeks (both ends) and that's ok

guys who blatently perve on other girls in front of their girlfriends

guys who flirt in front of their girlfriends... or any other time for that matter

guys who believe in the different postcode rule. for god's sake, it was once in an american movie and guys nowadays treat it as gospel

Liars!

guys who wear the same aftershave as my nonno

guys who go out with several girls at once and use one another as their backups.


THE FOLLOWING ARE ADDED BY MY FREINDS AND ARE NOT SUPPORTED BY ME!:

guys who have huge feet and you later find out it's false advertising

Guys who have hairy butt cheeks... trying hard to not confuse you with a monkey!

guys who permanently wear hats, we doubt they even take them off in the shower, when they do they must have a permanent hat mark

guys who have no sense of humour... were you forced to watch IT as a child? you should go get your rear ends examined as you may find a pole up there

guys who can't take it when they realise that girls are better at arcade games than they are... sorry boys but games were not made for males only, so get used to being beaten at your own game!

chauvinist pigs who talk badly about women and who are ignorant to the fact it's 2008... no offence guys but the world is no longer dominated by you (my freind also inserted here 'and we do it better cos we're smarter' but i don't believe that)

guys who are intimidated by strong independant womes and who find them a turn off... would you prefer a woman who is too scared and shy and meek to say or do anything? do you want a partner or a slave?

guys who refer to women as bitch and slut... you guys aren't god's gift to women and the sooner you realise that your brain is located in your head the better for