Wednesday, November 19, 2008

eek! i'm increasing the distance...

between myself and males who can't spell to save their souls.

i'm a nerd. i know that. i can do all the social things i want but at the end of the day i'm fully aware that i'm a geek and a bookworm. i do my latin dancing, i go to performances, karaoke, pilates, yoga, burlesque class. i do it... but if you peel off one layer, just one, you'll find hundreds of books and blogs and stories and smses. what applications do i have on my iphone?

facebook - so i can read to stay updated 24/7 with everyone

sudoku - the only form of 'maths' i do since year 12

stanza - download books on my iphone and read them. so far i've read: the wizard of oz, Les Miserables, the time machine and orwell's bookshop memories. GEEK

banner - ok this one is a gimmick - it's one of those lcd banners and i can write whatever i want it it scrolls accross the screen eg. saturday morning GO AWAY MUM I'M SLEEPING

wikipanion - mini wikipedia so i can wiki anything day or night

world wiki - gives me info on every country in the world

blanks - an AWESOME game where you have to fill in the missing word
eg. an event or situation that happens at the same time as or in connection with another
concomitant, raillery, peasant or bigot?

translator - self explanatory - can do any language

tanzen - nerdy game where you have to fit the small shapes into the one larger shape.

lightsaber - hehe.

like is this what i bought the iphone for?

hang on, i digress.

so, i own thesauruses, dictionaries, books of sayings, analogies, metaphors; everything! i just came across this freerice.com site that donates 20 grains of rice to the UN world food program for every correct answer.
eg.the effect of the cold will not affect / effect me. choose one.

like seriously. i just got off msn chatting with a guy who couldn't string a sentence together much less spell, i was actually angry at him but i think it's my fault! he may have spelt 'a lot' as one word, and 'guess' without the 'u' but does that make him a bad person? (well yes because in the space of one minutes he asked me if i wanted to settle down, if i wanted to marry, if i wanted kids, when i was planning on settling and if i had an investment property. my response was 'are you drunk?' 'lol, no why?') hmmm

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